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The Carnegie Librarian Knows All

A woman stands at the check-out counter at the Carnegie Library, arms full of books about how to have a cheap, yet dazzling, wedding. The woman behind the counter takes one look at the books, clucks her tongue, and shakes her head.

“Oh, honey,” she says wisely, “elope.”

2 Responses to “The Carnegie Librarian Knows All”

  1. on 17 Apr 2008 at 10:46 amamy

    That is the best thing I’ve heard in several days. :)

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