Category Archive

The following is a list of all entries from the Food category.

Dear Celery,

Why are you so disgusting? Seriously. Also – why do you exist? You taste so bad, and your texture is so stringy, and you are a droopy shade of green. No one likes you. People pretend to like you but really they just eat you after they’ve drenched you in ranch dressing or blue cheese […]


Pierogies and fish sticks for dinner tonight…

make Christina a very happy gal.